poon dangler

usually an insult, referring to a hanging tampon string from a woman's vagina.

pass the bong you fucking poon dangler

by Poony McPoonster September 2, 2009

danger poon

a girl who is under the legal age to have sex with. poon as in poonani

Terry: that girl is next level dutty
Ed: nah, she's serious danger poon

by Nat Gaskell January 23, 2009

Poondangler

A real man's man as well as a real ladies man. One whom all the ladies want and all the men want to be. One of the nicest things a someone can say to a man. If someone is called this when you are around, be amazed because you are in the presence of greatness.

eric lipinski is a poondangler, while Mickey Rea is not.

by The Impulsivist June 11, 2009

poondangle

Very very loose labia, aka hang low pussy lips.

Damn girl, your poondangle looks like a pack of raw bacon!!! or maybe an Arbys roast beef?

by Gordon Howard January 14, 2008

Poondangler

A man who teases all the ladies. A male cocktease.

Cameron drives the girls crazy, he's such a poondangler.

by Craig Cheryl May 22, 2007

poontangler

1. He or she that tangles with poon. See poon.
2. Slang term for parasitic poon insect,i.e.: crotch critter, crab, etc.

Submit to me you hussy! For I am the POONTANGLER !!!

by JOE HUFF January 27, 2005

Poontangler express

A vehicle that is typically driven by a man who gets a lot of pussy

Dylan - Did you see Mitch in his poontangler express

Ryan - yeah he's gunna Ashley later ... a lot

by Poontanglerexpress78 July 2, 2016