pookar

a cute cuddly fat thing

<Dragonmaster> shut up pookar

by Pookar! December 4, 2005

trolled like a fucking pookar

it's when you get trolled so hard that you don't know what hit you

<cookie> slipknot, nickelback and metallica's latter albums are all pretty solid
<drcossack> nickelback? what are you stupid
<m0nkfish> haha drcossack got trolled like a fucking pookar

by sitar hero November 12, 2009

poodarn

Something you say when something goes wrong. More intense version of darn it, dang it, crap, etc.

Pat: "Hi Tiffany"
Tiffany: "Ew get away you Pat! Oh poodarn! I didn't mean to say that out loud!"

by dontfret March 26, 2011

Polkaroo

A person who only one member of a group has met, but who is often mentioned in conversation. Whenever this person is scheduled to meet with others in the group, something happens so that they never actually meet.

Origin: The Polkaroo was a character from a children's TV show. The show had two hosts and the running joke was that the Polkaroo only appeared when one particular host had gone to do something. He'd come back and say, "The Polkaroo was here? And I missed him again?"

Jenn: "You're here! Remember that guy I keep telling you about and want you to meet? He was just here for dinner, but he had to leave early."
Amanda: "Oh! He's totally a Polkaroo."

by Canadian Kay November 20, 2013

Pooparonus

poop ah ro nus

Another word for diarrhea

A monumental eruption in the bowel

I can't go to school today because I have pooparonus

by Skylander "G" January 26, 2017

Pookaki

When you cum on to poop. Also when you shit and get the urge to masturbate. The sound of the plop is so arousing that you cream all over the place.

I just pookakied all over that turd.

by capt. Jamo November 5, 2019

Pookraine

What Russia turned the Ukraine into in 2022.

Ben: Russia’s attacking the Ukraine this year.
Gregory: I know, I you can call it the Pookraine now, they ruined it.
Ben: Poor Pookraine.

by gregben February 25, 2022