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A group of queers who are in between gay and strait.
"Oh,me and Fanny are right poofs. Atleast I hope we are."
poofs by Mikethegreat scouser November 18, 2006
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A awesome duck who likes to party all day, and LOVES to drink Pepsi.
Bob: awe look at that cute Poofs over there wobbling fast towards us

Tom: Um, i think its about to attack us.
Bob: Oh shit.
Tom: RUN
*The Poofs jumps into a basket full of Pepsi cans that was behind Bob and Tom*
Poofs by Spuffy01 March 9, 2015
Poofs means a pack of Gays, Lesbians or just meaning that they are unfunny and a bunch of cunts.
"AWW MATE LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING POOFS."
Poofs by JJ-TACOS November 8, 2018

cheesy poofs 

A fictional brand of cheese-flavoured snack, eaten by South Park kid Eric Cartman.
"Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!"
cheesy poofs by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

cheesy poofs 

Any puffed grain snack which is flavored like cheese, such as Cheet-o's, but in particular various generic "Cheese Puffs" which are round and.. poofy.

(as a matter of fact, my sister used this term a lot before southpark was launched.)
Dude, after smoking that hash, I sure could use some cheesy poofs.
cheesy poofs by zoey April 11, 2004

cheesy poofs 

A ghastly robotics team in which NASA over-helps students build a damn good bot. They cheat.
The cheesy poofs are a team from San Jose, California, in which NASA engineeres do all of the building.
cheesy poofs by Woodie Flowers January 10, 2004

aussie poofs 

An Aussie poof is a white Australian who cant handle hot food, they don't eat chilli, or spicy cuisine from foreign countries, the only curry they like is butter chicken and are usually big sooks
Aussie poof: "can I get some more ice cubes in this water please? My mouth is starting to burn up"
Waiter: "bloody Aussie poofs"
aussie poofs by Cyberdelic bozatron October 28, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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