poofs
poofs by Mikethegreat scouser November 18, 2006
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cheesy poofs
cheesy poofs by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002
cheesy poofs
Any puffed grain snack which is flavored like cheese, such as Cheet-o's, but in particular various generic "Cheese Puffs" which are round and.. poofy.
(as a matter of fact, my sister used this term a lot before southpark was launched.)
(as a matter of fact, my sister used this term a lot before southpark was launched.)
cheesy poofs by zoey April 11, 2004
cheesy poofs
The cheesy poofs are a team from San Jose, California, in which NASA engineeres do all of the building.
cheesy poofs by Woodie Flowers January 10, 2004
aussie poofs
An Aussie poof is a white Australian who cant handle hot food, they don't eat chilli, or spicy cuisine from foreign countries, the only curry they like is butter chicken and are usually big sooks
Aussie poof: "can I get some more ice cubes in this water please? My mouth is starting to burn up"
Waiter: "bloody Aussie poofs"
Waiter: "bloody Aussie poofs"
aussie poofs by Cyberdelic bozatron October 28, 2017
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