poochenza 

A pretty girl who gives herself trillions of nicknames with the ENZ in all of them

Makenzie made another damn nickname for herself, Poochenza.

poochenza by Lubabe January 10, 2004

poochertainment 

A means of entertaining your dog. Fetch with a ball or frisbee. Yanking on a tug-o-war rope. Swimming in the river. Squeaky toys. Treat puzzles. Heck lots of dogs even watch TV.

The Chuckit! may, in fact, be the greatest dog-human bonding toy ever made, what with the limitless slobber-free poochertainment it provides.

poochertainment by Mr. Teders November 15, 2021

Pootenza 

A fancy bit of flatulence that resemble a melody, chorus or verse from an existing piece of music, preferably classical but there is no set preference.

I heard the familiar tune and I began to whistle; only to realize it was mearly the sound of her soft pootenza. Bummer

Pootenza by MrE_9P April 1, 2011

Poochesha

stupid ugly skanky paris wannabe with a designer purse dog. Talks baby talk and tries to take her ugly, inbred, overpriced, petstore mutt everywhere.

Look at that poochesha with that gagly poo-mutt and the tacky clothes.

Poochesha by designermuttssuck December 14, 2008

poochezey 

a dog that is a pooch and its easy

i have the coolest poochezey ever

poochezey by chandler smith February 21, 2009

Poocheezmo 

An alienated figure discovered in December of 1990.
Derrived from the word "pooch" meaning dog-like and "cheese" meaning smelly humanoid and "mo" meaning one of the three stooges.

Damn! what an ugly assed poocheezmo!
That poocheezmo is sooo rofls!
That poocheezmo is in a lollers state.

Poocheezmo by Mr. Pajamas January 22, 2005

poocheylala 

Noun: If a person is a poocheylala, that means that they are at the peak of grossness, and are in fact, the most poochey person out there.

Verb: if a person poocheylalas, that means that they either ripped the fattest fart, or took the biggest dump.

Noun: "John is such a poocheylala, I've never met anyone more disgusting."

Verb: " John just poocheylala'd really bad in the bathroom, so you better leave the fan on and spray febreeze."

poocheylala by skeeter.mae June 6, 2020