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poo tickle

When someone leaves such a huge shit in a toilet that it tickles the next persons butthole.
It was so huge it stopped up the toilet and still left enough to give my wife a poo tickle.
poo tickle by Zorrro September 15, 2008
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poo tickets 

Just another name for toilet paper.
Mum we need some more poo tickets for the toilet
poo tickets by Richard10001 September 23, 2007

poo tickets 

Those single square, one ply pieces of toilet paper used in public washrooms.
poo tickets by neak October 18, 2008

poo tickler 

A poo tickler is when u shuv ure finger in a person ass and wiggle it around, tickling there poo. Caution this may cause sum stimulation
I gave jessica a poo tickler last nite, she loved it, was laughing for hours.
poo tickler by soonbo August 17, 2006

poo ticket run 

The act of getting naked when intoxicated, placing about one metre of 'poo tickets'(toilet paper)in between the bum cheeks, setting the end on fire, and running to extinguish.
there is no example needed..just do the poo ticket run!
poo ticket run by first witness December 31, 2007

Pooticles 

Airborne particles of poo left hanging in the air after a typically soft or liquid excavation.
"I went into a trap soon after someone had a huge dump and the pooticles were all over my face and up my nose"
Pooticles by Rosco69 October 2, 2011

poosickle 

when a man has anal intercourse with a women, then pulls out and she gives oral.
man, that girl turned out to be a freak when she wanted a poosickle from gus.
poosickle by dakevster August 19, 2008
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