neak's definitions

dooker

A daytime hooker.

"Yo Pacco, isn't that the dooker you picked up yesterday at lunch?"

by neak October 18, 2008

gin blossoms

A gin blossom is slang for the capillaries in your nose and face that burst because of excessive drinking.

Grandpa has purple gin blossoms on his nose, lol.

by neak January 19, 2005

poo tickets

Those single square, one ply pieces of toilet paper used in public washrooms.

"I hate poo tickets."

by neak October 18, 2008

cuppa hungie

A bastardization of "couple of hundred".

Yo Pacco, you still owe me a cuppa hungie.

by neak August 25, 2004

shag

In North-western Ontario Canada it is a fund raising party thrown for a couple about to be married.

Hey Bubbles, did you pick up those tickets to Dave and Lynns shag?

by neak August 25, 2004

meat sandwich

A vagina that looks well used, with labia and bits hanging out.

"some guys like a real meat sandwich pussy but not me, I'm more of an envelope sorta guy"

by neak October 19, 2008

fartcan

A large bore, straight through muffler generally found on four cylinder cars. Usually meant as an insult towards modified import cars, usually said by mullet-wagon (Mustang, Camaro, etc.) owners.

A fartcan sounds horrible on a domestic car. :)

by neak January 19, 2005