Definitions by neak

envelope 

a word used to describe a vagina that doesn't look overly used

"My gf has a nice little envelope, not like my last one that had a real meat sandwich!"

envelope by neak October 19, 2008

meat sandwich 

A vagina that looks well used, with labia and bits hanging out.

"some guys like a real meat sandwich pussy but not me, I'm more of an envelope sorta guy"

meat sandwich by neak October 19, 2008

poo tickets 

Those single square, one ply pieces of toilet paper used in public washrooms.

"I hate poo tickets."

poo tickets by neak October 18, 2008

dooker 

A daytime hooker.

"Yo Pacco, isn't that the dooker you picked up yesterday at lunch?"

dooker by neak October 18, 2008

bodydropped 

Refers to a vehicle (usually trucks) where the body has been channeled to sit lower on the frame allowing the vehicle to be lowered beyong the limitations of the suspension.

My C/K is bodydropped 3½" so I can lay body.

bodydropped by neak January 19, 2005

fartcan 

A large bore, straight through muffler generally found on four cylinder cars. Usually meant as an insult towards modified import cars, usually said by mullet-wagon (Mustang, Camaro, etc.) owners.

A fartcan sounds horrible on a domestic car. :)

fartcan by neak January 19, 2005

mullet-wagon 

An insult aimed at domestic RWD cars, usually Camaros or Mustangs.

Here comes Tony in his mullet-wagon.

mullet-wagon by neak January 19, 2005