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Ponsones
\pown-sew-ness\
n. the state of nirvana achieved after accomplishing multiple p'ownage.
v. the act of repeatedly p'owning someone.
adj. a word to describe one who is on a roll at one-upmanship, to the point that everybody else folds.
n. the state of nirvana achieved after accomplishing multiple p'ownage.
v. the act of repeatedly p'owning someone.
adj. a word to describe one who is on a roll at one-upmanship, to the point that everybody else folds.
Sports commentator: "Number 88, how would you describe that spectacular victory?"
Number 88: "It's all ponsones, my man...all ponsones!"
The noobs decided to call it quits when the nerdy kid started ponsonesing them at Halo 2.
Nickarossi: "Just for that minor infraction, I'm gonna get ponsones on your buttocks!"
Number 88: "It's all ponsones, my man...all ponsones!"
The noobs decided to call it quits when the nerdy kid started ponsonesing them at Halo 2.
Nickarossi: "Just for that minor infraction, I'm gonna get ponsones on your buttocks!"
Ponsones by Nickarossi August 6, 2007
Related Words
ponyson • Ponysona • Ponson • ponsonby • Ponsones • Polysonance • polysoning • ponyony • ponypony • ponysnake
Ponysona
The 'persona' of an artist-- A persona, in the word's everyday usage, is a social role or a character played by an actor. The word is derived from Latin, where it originally referred to a theatrical mask
An anthro pony or 'furry' is an anthropomorphic animal-- that is, an animal that has human traits, or a human that has animal traits (ears, tail, fur, etc.)
A pony sona is the artist's representation of themselves as a pony,but doesn't always have to look like the person;more or less the pony sona is how they see themselves.
An anthro pony or 'furry' is an anthropomorphic animal-- that is, an animal that has human traits, or a human that has animal traits (ears, tail, fur, etc.)
A pony sona is the artist's representation of themselves as a pony,but doesn't always have to look like the person;more or less the pony sona is how they see themselves.
Ponysona by The Kawaii Potato October 27, 2015
polysoning
The act of listening to multiple sources of audio while consistently comprehending each medium. Often accomplished most efficiently using separate headphones on each ear. However polysoning is not explicitly requirent of headphones.
Example Person #1:What are you doing?
Example Person #2:I'm polysoning to my mp3 and the radio, I've got my mp3 playing in the headphones in my left ear and the headphone attached to the radio is playing in my right.
Example Person #1:Neat, I do that too eccept I place my earphones into my larger ear headphones when I want to listen to a podcast and my music.
Example Person #2:I'm polysoning to my mp3 and the radio, I've got my mp3 playing in the headphones in my left ear and the headphone attached to the radio is playing in my right.
Example Person #1:Neat, I do that too eccept I place my earphones into my larger ear headphones when I want to listen to a podcast and my music.
polysoning by Wincrest December 13, 2006
ponytongue
when your tongue is cramped from doing something dumb,like sticking it in a pop bottle for an extended period,or having it in a chicks pussy to long causing it to look like you put a rubber band on it.hence the look of having a ponytail for a tongue
jack;man that honey is fuckin hot. mike;no shit I'de end up with a serious case of ponytongue after a night wiith that.
ponytongue by mortamer snerd June 26, 2009
Ponsone
(noun)
A belly that sticks out past the point of one's erect penis. This is usually caused by a person's laziness, lack of exercise, or love of cheeseburgers.
A belly that sticks out past the point of one's erect penis. This is usually caused by a person's laziness, lack of exercise, or love of cheeseburgers.
Ponsone by SinaiSteve April 30, 2016
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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