Ponsone 

(noun)
A belly that sticks out past the point of one's erect penis. This is usually caused by a person's laziness, lack of exercise, or love of cheeseburgers.

Look at that dudes ponsone, he must love his cheeseburgers.

Ponsone by SinaiSteve April 30, 2016

Ponsones 

\pown-sew-ness\
n. the state of nirvana achieved after accomplishing multiple p'ownage.
v. the act of repeatedly p'owning someone.
adj. a word to describe one who is on a roll at one-upmanship, to the point that everybody else folds.

Sports commentator: "Number 88, how would you describe that spectacular victory?"
Number 88: "It's all ponsones, my man...all ponsones!"

The noobs decided to call it quits when the nerdy kid started ponsonesing them at Halo 2.

Nickarossi: "Just for that minor infraction, I'm gonna get ponsones on your buttocks!"

Ponsones by Nickarossi August 6, 2007

Irony poisoned 

When someone perceives nearly everything through multiple layers of irony, and nothing through sincerity. This could extend to someone not being able to sincerely express their own beliefs without someone else thinking they’re being ironic or Insincere. And it could also extend to the inability of someone to take sincerity coming from others at face value, or being skeptical of it.

Person 1: I really enjoy X
Person 2: I bet you only like it because it’s secretly a coping mechanism for something else.
Person 1: it’s not, you’re brain is just irony poisoned

Irony poisoned by L+Ratio? May 25, 2022

Poisoned apple 

An attractive person with a bad personality.

Stephanie was beautiful, successful, and popular with her peers, but cold or dismissive to everybody else - she was a poisoned apple that left a bitter taste in the mouth.

Poisoned apple by Nodules August 1, 2012

Decaf poisoned 

When, unbeknownst to you, the regular coffee pot at work actually contains decaf coffee causing mid-morning head nods, yawns, headaches, and sluggishness.

I would have finished that assignment this morning, but I couldn't because it turns out that I was decaf poisoned. I fell asleep at my desk!

Decaf poisoned by coffeegirl678 August 25, 2011

brain poisoned 

The condition of having spent a long time in spaces (especially online spaces) that tend to radicalize people and put them further down spirals of weird, isolating thinking. Whether it's a leftist starting out with ironic commie memes and then suddenly arguing the DPRK did nothing wrong, or an elderly Facebook user slowly posting more MAGA content until their entire feed is one step removed from quoting the 14 words, a person becoming brain poisoned is never fun to watch for their soon to be former friends and loved ones.

I can't even talk to Trevor anymore, he's so brain poisoned he just says weird incel shit about chads in every conversation. Dude's probably gonna shoot up a school.

brain poisoned by CalamityJain November 24, 2018

Bubble tea poisoned 

Containing or contaminated with a specifically sinful substance capable of making all other flavoured drinks taste inferior and insignificant when compared to any forms or variations of Asian milk tea

A: Dude, this Starbucks latte just doesn’t taste quite right anymore.

B: Sorry man, but you’ve officially been bubble tea poisoned.

Bubble tea poisoned by BBTaddict February 28, 2018