Ponson

the equivalent to the word "BONSON". it means someone who bulldozes/plows food like its their job. it can be any form of food.

Sal: can i ponson the rest of your cheese fries.
Brian: Fuck no im starving.



Sal:Can i ponson one of your classic raspberry snapples
Brian:Why are you so goddam fat?



Sal: Can i ponson those puppies.
Brian:If by puppies you mean my bag of chips then no.

by bri thompson June 26, 2008

Ponson

A fat, slovenly aruban who dubs most kinds of beer "shit".

That ponson wouldn't touch the Nattie Boh. He called it shit.

by BaltoRadioGod March 26, 2003

Poison Drip

The act of slowly poisoning someone through small or subtle personal attacks over a period of time. Their strategy is to drag down their partners self esteem so they don't have the confidence to seek a better option.

Dave: "Randy, why don't you ever stand up to your bitch wife when she puts you down?"
Randy: "Well maybe shes right most of the time"
Dave: "You are so being poison dripped my friend!"

Other acts of poison dripping: 1) That look she gives you when her eyes roll upwards- slight poison drip
2) Discouraging you from eating healthy and/or exercise, so you are out of shape and can't seek a better option- these discouraging comments are a form of poison drip
3) When people mention your name to your partner and they have a negative or disparaging remark about you- slight poison drip

There are many examples of a poison drip in a relationship. Remember, they will slowly add up over time and if not identified early you will feel you have officially been poisoned. Sometimes a poison drip can be so small you may not notice it at the time its happening. Often times it's later on when your thinking back on the situation that occurred only to realize you have been "Poison Dripped."

by Lance Pecht July 23, 2019

Party Poison

-Noun
1. The leader of the fabulous killjoys that has bright red hair and holds a yellow ray gun. He is seen in the music videos of My Chemical Romance in Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na) and Sing. May be refered to as either Party or Poison. He is played by Gerard Way, front man of My Chemical Romance. (Reference to Danger Days True Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys)

Party Poison fought off those Dracoloids bravely, shooting each of them in the gut with his laser gun, and saved the day.

by Atomic_Ash_161 January 3, 2012

Kuzco's poison

When a writer uses excessively long sentence structure, hyperbole, and redundancy to acheive a word or page count.

Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?

by highlandblade November 24, 2014

corduroy poisoning

A medical condition caused by the production of or hearing of an abnormally large amount of indie music.

My friend Jack is a really good songwriter, but ever since Interpol became popular, he's gotten a chronic case of corduroy poisoning.

by Dentura Hogfloss February 9, 2005

irony poisoning

Irony poisoning is when one's worldview/weltshauung/reality tunnel is so dominated by irony and detachment-based-comedy, that the joke becomes real and you start to do things that are immoral or wrong from a place of deep nihilistic cynicism.

"Why would John do this to me?"
"It's irony poisoning, ma'am. Seen it a million times."

by SRSLY WRONG May 24, 2014