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Portuglês 

1. A mix between two languages: Portuguese (Português) and English (Inglês).
2. Portuguese speakers trying to speak English in a most embarrassing manner. (i.e. "meednight.")
3. English speakers trying to speak Portuguese in a most embarrassing manner. ( i.e. "popozão.")

Franglais and Chinglish are similar terms describing the mixture of English with French or Chinese repectively.
PortugLês: Por meednight*, eu comerei na esse muito dorky*, non-gangsta* restaurante qual você quis, dangit*!

English: For midnight, I'll go to that super-dorky, wack restaurant you wanted me to go to, dangit!

*stars are for english words, maybe misspelled.
Portuglês by Frostey February 6, 2007
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Portuguese Space Shuttle 

As a member state of the European Space Agency, Portugal contributes to the development of European Space Vehicles. The latest Portuguese Space Shuttle as tested by ESA is the Intermediate Experimental Vehicle (IXV).
The Portuguese Space Shuttle has been successfully tested. The Europeans are developing some really cool shuttles!
Portuguese Space Shuttle by SG5 September 25, 2016

Portuguese Snowblower 

A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.
My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.
Portuguese Snowblower by SG5 August 27, 2016

Portuguese Snowblower 

When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.
Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”

Portuguese Wesley 

Tea Bagger descends freshly shaven scrotum upon Tea Baggee who, with powerful mouthwash, gargles the Portuguese National Anthem.
Karl made it up to him by performing a Portuguese Wesley.
Portuguese Wesley by KlawzVengeance September 27, 2010

portuglish 

To speak a mixture of portuguese and english at the same time. Intermingling of words in a sentence from both languages that only someone who speaks both languages, or has recently begun to learn the other, would understand.
My in-laws are from Brazil, and I know they're saying something bad about me when they spout off in portuglish.
portuglish by Junkboyy January 6, 2009

Portuguese Knife fight 

Popularized by “Cage the elephant” in reference to the knife technique women from the Azores learn at a young age said to be able to kill under eight seconds and practiced on pigs.
“Don’t mess with Fatima, she knows how to Portuguese knife fight.”