Shortening of 'post-drinks'. The act of going back to a friend's house for drinks after a night out, as opposed to pre-drinks or prinks.
Although they were already totally wankered, they headed back to Matt's for ponks.
The party was disappointing and there was little poontang on offer, so the boys decided to ponk at Jonny's instead.
The party was disappointing and there was little poontang on offer, so the boys decided to ponk at Jonny's instead.
by FromtheJtotheB June 09, 2012

Shortened version of post-drinks. The act of going back to a friend's house for drinks after a night out, as opposed to 'pre-drinks' or 'prinks'.
Despite already being totally wankered, they decided to head back to Matt's for ponks.
The party turned out to be be disappointing, so the lads decided to leave early and ponked at Jonny's instead.
The party turned out to be be disappointing, so the lads decided to leave early and ponked at Jonny's instead.
by fromtheJtotheB June 12, 2012

by miamian August 15, 2019

The combination between the words "pony" and "pink" (refers to the My Little Pony character, Pinkie Pie)
by PinkGloryMLP January 23, 2023

by ilybiageslyb October 26, 2019

Coined by, or at least first recorded in, the works of British author P. G. Wodehouse ca 1923, ponk is an intransitive verb meaning, basically, that something sucks or is really, really crappy.
Wodehouse began using the word in the 1920s when Jazz Age slang was all the rage in England. It is spoken in Series 1, Episode 4 of the BBC comedy, "Blandings," adapted from Wodehouse's "Blandings Castle" book series, 1915-1975.
Wodehouse began using the word in the 1920s when Jazz Age slang was all the rage in England. It is spoken in Series 1, Episode 4 of the BBC comedy, "Blandings," adapted from Wodehouse's "Blandings Castle" book series, 1915-1975.
George, a lad: "Jeepers. Who is this blister?"
Baxter: "I am your tutor, young man.
George: "Tutor? In the summer holidays? Crikey, that ponks."
Connie, George's aunt: "Clarence, have you no authority over this child?"
Clarence, George's uncle: "Well, it does ponk."
Baxter: "I am your tutor, young man.
George: "Tutor? In the summer holidays? Crikey, that ponks."
Connie, George's aunt: "Clarence, have you no authority over this child?"
Clarence, George's uncle: "Well, it does ponk."
by rethinker April 19, 2019

by Ninety Eight 98 August 30, 2010
