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The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars.
Sarah is ponking James in the bathroom again.
Ponking by sean75 April 17, 2009
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ponking is the act of wanking whilst having a shit, in short, mastashitting
v. ponk
n. ponker
am going to the toilet for a ponk, be back in 20 mins
Matt N. loves ponking
ponking by mattynic October 8, 2005
(Verb)

1) To lurk, esp. through twitter profiles that contain a large amount of simping.

2) To expose said content indirectly through cryptic posts.

3) To be vibing amongst a large number of minecraft chickens.
Ex 1.

Feral wolf 1: He's really quiet now.
Feral wolf 2: He must be ponking.

Ex.2

Feral Wolf 3: I wonder how much he has seen, I saw him ponking on the tl earlier.
Feral Wolf 1: I'm not sure, but I'm a bit paranoid.

Ex. 3
Feral Wolf 1: What's he up to?
Feral Wolf 2&3: He's just ponking at the farm.
Ponking by simp 4 sap May 15, 2020

King of Wishful Pinking 

A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.
Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.

Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.

poking through the armor 

Having a boner
Andy you are poking through the armor again
A Singaporean Slang meaning to skip school (or other activities) or to play truant.
For Example,

"Samir is ponning school today"
ponning by nauGhtyguy710 January 20, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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