If you have typed this you have already exhausted all other options trying to find a pattern that has not existed for no other reason other than that you are EXTREMELY bored. I am writing this to let you know that you are not the first. Not because I'm comforting you that you are not alone in your
boredom, but because I am extremely competitive and you lost.
Now because you are bored you
will be fine in listening to my story, which I am writing because I too am bored beyond humanly possible.
One time there was a kid (definitely not me) who found a spider web between two
trees that were around 3 feet apart. Being a child who is 3 feet themselves and terrified of spiders I left it alone until
my dad came home. Later, I heard him from afar and ran to tell him. I ran straight through the web and screamed at the
top of my lungs, as all objects and animals around me trembled.
My dad, who happened to already know of the spider web, started laughing because he just knew what happened without even seeing it.
Thank you for
reading my story that definitely never happened.
You : "Man I'm so bored. I
will type pomniubvytcxrezwqasdfghjkl into the
keyboard to be original and the
first ever to do it."
Me:
You: "Aw man, now I'm still bored."