(adj.) Describing the state of someone's workcomputer after co-workers prank it if it's left unlocked. Often the desktop wallpaper, Windows event sounds, IM away messages, email signatures, etc. are changed to a My Little Pony theme.
"Aw man, I left my computer unlocked and it now it's ponied. Now I gotta spend 30 minutes getting it back the way it was."
owned but worse. originated when I made it up while talking with friends in early 2004 while discussing the hilarity of people typing pwned instead of owned. i made the jump and pronounced it with a "p" and it evolved into ponied. which was fitting since we know a guy that goes by pony, and he thinks he owns everyone. again, i want to reinstate that i made this up, not this other n00b prof. walrus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.