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pominubyvtcrxezwqlkjhgfdsa 

The lowest point of boredom to ever exist, that only few have ever searched it on Google. Worse than qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, even worse than poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and just a little bit over qzwxecrvtbynumiopasdfghjkl.
"I was so bored that I typed pominubyvtcrxezwqlkjhgfdsa into my computer, the absolute lowest form of boredom."

plominubyvtcrxezwqasdfghjk 

You were bored in quarantine when you should be doing school so you pressed all of your outside keys and pressed all of the keys in the middle. good job.
Alex: I'm so bored that I'm watching pos_therat on TikTok.

Ava: Well I'm so bored that looked up plominubyvtcrxezwqasdfghjk.
Alex: wOw

plominubyvtcrxezwaqkjhgfds 

When boredom becomes too much of a problem, things like this will probably be typed. To type, start at "P" and move down to "L," then "O," and start typing top and bottom like you just did. Next, type the whole middle row starting at "K," and end at "S."
Me: i'm bored what do i do
Friend: plominubyvtcrxezwaqkjhgfds
Me: what

pominubyvtcrxezwqlaksjdhfg 

when your just out of ideas so you commit keybord murder
oh wow im so depressed lets type pominubyvtcrxezwqlaksjdhfg

plominubyvtcrxezwaqksjdhfg 

when your so bored that you try to think of something no one else has thought
tbh i was the first one to type this so l gottem
“hmmmmm, oh! how about plominubyvtcrxezwaqksjdhfg! no one else has thought of this!”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026