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–noun
1. an instrument for receiving and recording simultaneously tracings of variations in certain body activities.
2. a test using such an instrument to determine if a person is telling the truth.

3. lie detector.
4. an apparatus for producing copies of a drawing or writing.
5. a prolific or versatile author.

–verb (used with object)
6. to test (a person) with a polygraph.

Now my heart needs a polygraph, I was so eager to pack my bags when I really want to stay.
polygraph by C. A. D. March 5, 2009
Words you can keep

Polygophile

Someone in love with polygons, especially that of a sexual desire.
"Did you hear Brad has a rancid attraction to circles?" - Wynn
"Yeah man, he's a polygophile." - Jacob
Polygophile by Nonstopjacob February 8, 2021

PolyGras 

Student revolution of San Luis Obispo's infamous Mardi Gras celebration. In 2010 PolyGras will be back on the map with huge partying. Equivelant to UCSB's Halloween celebrations. Where info can be found on PolyGras.com.
Woah Cal Poly's Mardi Gras is now called PolyGras, and is just as crazy as UCSB's halloween. I cant wait til next year to go crazy again.
PolyGras by PardiHardi March 3, 2009

lolygraph test 

Any method of assessment to decide whether or not something is lolworthy.

Like a polygraph test, only to detect lolz instead of lies.
Maybe Carlos Mencia's show is popular, but no chance he passes a lolygraph test.

You should have been there the other day! Juliet slipped on some ice and my lolygraph machine just went crazy.

polygrip test 

What Butt-Head of TV's Beavis and Butt-Head calls a polygraph test aka. a lie detector test in the episode, "Liar! Liar!"
{Beavis}: What are they going to do to us?
{Butt-Head}: I think they're going to make us take one of those polygrip tests.
polygrip test by Telephony April 24, 2020

potographer 

Someone who takes pictures of cannabis.
My dream job would be, potographer. I could smoke weed and work at the same time.

Best. Job. Ever
potographer by Creativecaveman October 25, 2018

Pologriphic 

Pologriphic means someone who is particularly very good at science, geography, etc.
They may not even realized it at first, but, they are really smart. This is a very good personality trait o have in the future, with getting a job, and succeeding in school.
He was very pologriphic in all his subjects
Pologriphic by Ashlyn_c January 7, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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