Creativecaveman's definitions

PHILF

Pothead I'd like to fuck

She's a chronic Pothead, definite PHILF.

by Creativecaveman October 9, 2019

potographer

Someone who takes pictures of cannabis.

My dream job would be, potographer. I could smoke weed and work at the same time.

Best. Job. Ever

by Creativecaveman October 25, 2018

hakuna fucking matata

Sarcastic response to an annoyingly positive person or situation.

Or

With the addition of "to you to" at the end it becomes a smart ass'd response to a miserable or negative person or situation.

Well hakuna fucking Matata to you too asshole.

by Creativecaveman November 2, 2020

Pot poo

The sticky, resinous skid mark left on your lip by the end on a good joint.

That's a big chunk of pot poo on your lip there buddie.

by Creativecaveman August 16, 2018

Cannada

The proposed new spelling of Canada after the Oct 17th, 2018 legalization of Cannabis in Cannada.

Cannada rocks because cannabis is legal at a federal level. Granted the Liberals have messed it all up to appease the Conservatives. Oh well, it'll all work oot in the end.

by Creativecaveman October 17, 2018

MELF

Mother everyone likely fucked

Jen is a real MELF.

She's so loose she's got to be a MELF

by Creativecaveman September 21, 2021

Blow a Fatty

The act of smoking a large joint or doobie.

Who wants to blow a fatty?

by Creativecaveman January 6, 2019