Definitions by Creativecaveman

MELF

Mother everyone likely fucked

Jen is a real MELF.

She's so loose she's got to be a MELF

MELF by Creativecaveman September 21, 2021

hakuna fucking matata

Sarcastic response to an annoyingly positive person or situation.

Or

With the addition of "to you to" at the end it becomes a smart ass'd response to a miserable or negative person or situation.

Well hakuna fucking Matata to you too asshole.

hakuna fucking matata by Creativecaveman November 2, 2020

G'morn'n

For when you are too lazy to write or say Good Morning.

G'morn'n love, hope you slept well.

G'morn'n by Creativecaveman April 5, 2020

PHILF 

Pothead I'd like to fuck

She's a chronic Pothead, definite PHILF.

PHILF by Creativecaveman October 9, 2019

POS 

Piece of Shit

That scum bag is a real POS.

POS by Creativecaveman January 16, 2019

Blow a Fatty 

The act of smoking a large joint or doobie.

Who wants to blow a fatty?

Blow a Fatty by Creativecaveman January 6, 2019

potographer 

Someone who takes pictures of cannabis.

My dream job would be, potographer. I could smoke weed and work at the same time.

Best. Job. Ever

potographer by Creativecaveman October 25, 2018