polantu

Scientific name for the whiskers of a mouse

Look at that mouse's huge polanti!

Dude, its polantu.

No, plural is polanti.

by Cat eyes May 16, 2014

Planturday

Best day of the week when you dedicate your time for caring the plants and absorbing the beauty of nature.

Hey, Its planturday today, I'm going to be busy nurturing the indoor plants.

by EchoDeadSpace August 10, 2020

Plantussy

Noun

The sweet, watery, succulent vagina on any plant in existence.

Man: “Ah shit, Darin, I got that sweet plantussy from my Aunt Irene’s hydrangea.”

by Perhaps? July 16, 2022

MC Plantus

The world's most motherfuckin' prolific rapper. Wrote such lines as, "Sittin' on the floor, don't want a 1984," and, "zilla found some bodies in his trunk, he thinks he left them there for a month."

yo dude, MC Plantus fuckin' came into the club stole all the bitches for himself using his rhymes

by dj wack October 23, 2006

polandull

Polandull means to Pull an bone soooo hard, that it ends up making you all dull, Which is called polandull

And theres a polandull on a discord server he is stupid but lets get back to this.

Person 1: Ahhh fuck, i just polandull and it hurts so bad...

by Hitem Hunters Left Nut February 25, 2020