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a huge field where people(mostly polish kids) go to get whiteboy wasted in new britain, ct
lets get fucked up at polanka!
polanka by Sebby Kozik October 6, 2012
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Dick in Uzbekinstanezoniannen
Vrei niste polana? = i'm 100% nigga!
polana by Bangoseama August 7, 2017
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poankacked 

Jesses retarded spelling. Or a word meening to poan kack someone, or to pwn and pancake someone. It also meens ugly and can be used as a racist comment to vinal players because there bad at football-OSW
Karim: Jesse you just poankacked that kid!- Jesse: I know he was some ugly kid from vinal
poankacked by Peaches1 October 20, 2010

Polanskaid 

A sports drink formulated by Roman Polanski to be drank directly after engaging in unlawful sexual acts with a minor.
Person 1: Goddamn I'm so thirsty, I just ran a train on that young skally.

Person 2: Grab a Polanskaid, there's some cold ones in the fridge.

Person 1: Thanks bro, I think I have an electrolyte imbalance.
Polanskaid by Dirty Rotten Rob December 27, 2011

Plankable 

An object that can be planked.
Oh wow, check out that helicopter chopper thingy! It's totally plankable!
Plankable by Tawnalicious August 12, 2011
A male member, so large that it is considered amazonian-snake-like. So ginormous that it casts a white shadow. AKA the american anaconda
Ian has such a crazy Polatka that all the ladies scream and hide.
Polatka by BaronvonZ March 17, 2009
planka is a mixed word,between plonka and wanka.
god man ur such a planka! why did u do that ?
planka by bla bla bla bla bla April 30, 2005
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