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Pokification

Pokification of pokicial proportions.
by thnxfrthvenom June 27, 2008
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pokification

Being poked multiple times by a person or people on Facebook.
I am under an attack of pokification! AAAAAH!!!
by orangepotatotree November 17, 2011
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pubification

noun: the nappy hair occupying the pubis mcjones area

verb: the acquisition of pubes as one proceeds through puberty; contrast with "depubification" the natural or artificial (usually in an act of non-consensual trophy taking after sexual relations) of pubes
Dude, ever since I tapped Shirley's can my pubification has been itchin and stinkin.

Dude, Lattrice done pubified up.

Dude, check out my pube drawer. I musta depubified 50 bitches last year.
by dr poon February 9, 2009
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video pacification

The use of TVs, DVDs, video games, etc. as tools to keep children quiet or to act as technological babysitters, thereby obviating the need for and stunting the development of interpersonal skills, human interaction, personal creativity and imagination.
We chose not to order the DVD player for our vehicle because we don't believe in video pacification.
by Mark Schenkel December 14, 2008
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hyper-wokification

When something so banal (and usually positive), like a sunny day, is labelled a 'trigger' by radical activists. Hyper-wokification is when they try to be so woke, they venture into the absurd.
Lulu: the first signs of warm weather is a massive trigger for anyone with an eating disorder, scars, gender dysphoria, body-hatred, trauma, and cellulite.

Me: So the sun's a trigger now? That's some real hyper-wokification...
by Reigna April 25, 2020
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pontification

The act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing onself speak.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.
There goes that motherfucker with his pontification again.
Attaboy Message from a wannabe manager
Attaboy Message from a wannabe supervisor
Co-worker sucks up to teh boss by thanking everybody for their help when the boss should be saying the thank you.
by Joe Schitt The Rag Man May 1, 2006
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Purification

When a batter sets out to beat his wife and son with his holy baseball bat and kills everything in his way.
Batter: I'M GOING TO SUBMIT MY WIFE AND SON TO PURIFICATION!
by Batter-Off- May 28, 2013
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