Pokerus

A horrible disease in the Pokemon games, probably the only cool sickness ever. Pokerus spreads incredibly easy and fast and it can go from one Pokemon to all Pokemon in your party. Also makes them twice as strong.

Pokerus is the best contagious illness ever!
Man, I wish my Squirtle was sick. It's acting like a bastard.
Why isn't there a Humanrus?

Pokerus by Raddy-C October 30, 2009

pokerus

1. pokerus is a virus that started in ruby and saphire versions of pokemon that doubled their stats and spread throughout your team. if you put a pokerus infected pokemon in your pc it will not spread. it is also twice as harder to find a wild pokemon with pokerus than finding a shining pokemon. another way to get it is if an action replay or gameshark code goes wrong and you end up with a bad egg that has pokerus.

2. a person gets sucked in to obsessing pokemon so much it becomes a pokefag.

EXAMPLES

1. oh sweet my deoxys has pokerus! now he has 512 attack! SWEET!

2. bob: hey, you know jeff caught pokerus.
john: aww really? that means...
bob: yep, he is a total pokemon fanfreak...
(jeff walks in)jeff: hi guys, you wanna see some pokemon drawings i did?

pokerus by zorak3160 February 6, 2009

pokebust 

A pokebust occurs when you fight hard to get a pokeball in Super Smash Bros Brawl/Melee, but it turns out to contain a Goldeen/Wobuffet/Marill instead of a Lugia/Kyogre/Groudon.

Player: "Yes! I got a...Goldeen. Pokebust. :("

pokebust by Trailbuns March 25, 2008

Pokersleep

Pretending to sleep with your eyes closed while being awake to fool others including parents to think you are asleep. Particularly useful for spying on others as they talk.

Playing psp till 3 am

Parents walk into room

(pokersleep)

Parents leave...

Keep playing

Pokersleep by Guerilla77 December 16, 2010

PokerStars 

Pokerstars is a place where someone can go when they are just too relaxed. Within seconds of entering PokerStars the relaxation will simply melt away as you quickly became frustrated beyond what you thought possible. While at PokerStars you can pretend like you are playing poker, but truly your fate has already been decided by the time you sit down at a table. You can be sure you will get a lot of great hands, but there will always be a better hand so that PokerStars can take in their fabulous rake.

I went to PokerStars yesterday. So I had AA, and this other guy had AA, and two other guys had KK. We all went allin, and the board made 34567, we all split and lost money because of the rake.

PokerStars by Your Mom July 12, 2004

Pokerstared 

Verb; referring to the action of having a fellow poker player reap the rewards of a unfavourable river card in a hand that they should have folded long ago.

I was playing poker against some donkey that was obviously new to the game. I had three Jacks he had a nothing until the river card completed his gut-shot strait. The bastard totally Pokerstared me.

Pokerstared by Roxyhound March 24, 2008

pokerstars 

An online poker site full of bad beats from left to right. You will come in with the best hand, and some nub will get runner runner nuts. Then you end up putting more money on the site and say you wont let it happen again.

you are first to act and have AA and raise a good amount, everyone folds, big blind calls with 7 2 because hes a nub, flop is A 2 2, all the money goes in, and the river is a 2. "WOW, what a PokerStars hand!"

pokerstars by Sergio R. February 12, 2006