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pokee butt 

its a game where you are behind a woman in a doggystyle position. You take your erect penis and try to stick it in her asshole while she wiggles her ass around like a retard. When you finally get it, you yell Pokee butt!!!!
Hey John, Kristy and I were playing pokee butt last night and I got her 5 times in a row.
pokee butt by JcMike811 August 21, 2009
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butt poker 

playing poker while using your butt as the main currency.
After a long game of butt poker, we were all to sore to sit down.
butt poker by superbrett January 3, 2012
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Poke Button 

1) This is the button on the popular social media site, Facebook, that serves no other purpose than to draw the attention of the person subjected to poking to the poker.

2) Otherwise known as the "please look at me, realize how hot I am, and fuck me later" button.
1) "Dude, people keep hitting my poke button and I don't understand why!" "Maybe so you remember they're still alive?"

2) "Dude, I really want to hit that, and she probably doesn't even know I'm alive." "Hit the poke button on Facebook. Maybe she'll notice your pics and then you're ready to go!"
Poke Button by CraziAsian October 9, 2011

Belly button pokes 

Poking peoples belly buttons in order to embrace their innies and outties
I participated in the belly button pokes in New Jersey on behalf of belly button pride.
Belly button pokes by Special Zero December 16, 2019

butthole poker 

When someone pokes your butt with their fingers deep
"Jerry, the butthole poker got Daniel" Daniel "I hope I cum next" lustfully
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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