pohai 

she's a dumb bitch

don't be a pohai

pohai by sloppyblow January 6, 2018

pohui 

Pohui is a russian swearing word which can be translated by "I don't give a f*ck"

"Mne pohui"

pohui by AnaMR January 22, 2016

pohara 

A Maori word meaning poor.

Generally used by Maoris when calling out one or some of their mates for constantly borrowing/asking for stuff and never giving it back, or acting as if they're poor.

So it can be used for a person who'd rather use or "borrow" (but not give back) stuff they are lent, instead of buying their own things.

Pretty much a moocher.

person 1: Oi bro, can I borrow a pen?
person 2: Nah man, that's like the 3rd pen I've given you this week! Stop being a pohara and buy your own.

person 1: Bro, can I have a chip
person 2: Yeah I guess
person 1: (takes half the pack)
person 2:F**k you're such a pohara, I didn't mean take all of them!

pohara by Roro T August 21, 2013

phailure 

A special type of failure, about 7 levels below failure. Failure so fantastic, it's written about in epic novels.

Man 1: "I heard a nerd asked out a model, what happened?"
Man 2: "Well, first she said no and threw her drink in his face. Then she got her quarterback boyfriend to throw the nerd into a trash can and down some stairs. Then the trash can spontaneously burst into flame and got run over by a marching band."
Man 1: "Dude.....phailure..."

phailure by Yogo540 January 9, 2005

Pohan 

A word used to describe something potent and/or deadly

"Like that movie?"
"Yeah, that movie was fuckin' pohan!"

Pohan by Paul Westcott September 26, 2005

phail'd 

word said to another when he/she fails at something (a game, a contest, a test, etc.); pronounced like "failed;" after saying "phail'd," make sure to spell it out for them so it's not the normal "failed."

{Bruno attempts to bring himself up to his feet when on his back, ninja-style; he fails and lands on his back}

Person: Phail'd. P-h-a-i-l-apostrophe-d.

phail'd by El_Scorcho November 6, 2004

phailq 

A rendition of fail used by Americans. The Q is a silent one. Used to denote epic failure.

YOU ARE SUCH A PHAILQ!! = YOU ARE SUCH A PHAIL = YOU ARE SUCH A FAIL.

phailq by nobodyyouneedtoknow August 16, 2009