poephol

the afrikaans word for asshole

she is a "poephol"

by tiaan September 19, 2003

Poephol

An asshole

Don't be such a poephol, Jannie.

by The poephol next door February 2, 2004

poephol pirate

A poephol pirate is a person who goes on a rampage, attacking, blundering and screwing a persons asshole in a savage attack and often leaving the victim BUGGERED!!! Usually is used to refer to queer/gay men

Look at that dwarf screwing that very gay looking man... What a poephol pirate!!!

by Fwaaf1 July 11, 2006

Poophole Loophole

The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.

David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!

by GarAssNigga December 5, 2017

Poopholder

A butt.

Zach: Get your butt outta my room!
Natalie: What's a butt?
Zach: A poopholder!

by annoyingsickbitch August 19, 2010

Poophole Loophole

When a girl desperately wants to keep her virginity but needs some good back-door romance

Timmy: Wait, how'd you guys have sex, isn't she a virgin?

Tommy: Bro, we used the Poophole Loophole.

by Da Krew January 22, 2016

poophole nogo

The somewhat disappointing realization that no matter how hard you push, you aren't going to penetrate your girlfriends asshole.

The problem can be solved with any number of lubricants, none of which are at hand the ONE FUCKING NIGHT that she is shit faced enough to let you slip her a length of love rod in the fudge tunnel.

No mom, everything's fine at school, really. I'm just a bit down in the dumps because Marsha and I had a bad case of poophole nogo and now I'm wondering if I should just fuck a hooker in the ass to see what it's like.

by Joshua James October 12, 2006