podunkistan

Podunkistan is a legendary fabled land located somewhere near BumfuckedEgypt, Fuckchadistan and Fuckkyleistan. A quiet farm community several hundred miles from any proper culture or progress. Dominated by MAGAs and church goers. Most people born in Podunkistan aspire to leave and never admit they were born there.

We have come so far away from Seattle that we're now broken down in Podunkistan and there's zero cell service.

podunkistan by Russianbrisketman August 27, 2021

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Podunkian

An arsehole, someone who considers themselves awesome even though they suck, a cocksucker.

Dude, you're such a podunkian!

Podunkian by Steve November 9, 2004

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podunkistan • Podunkian • Pohankistank

Pohankistank

Term used to describe the woman's vagina

Term used to describe the scent of a woman's vagina good or bad.

Valerie had some good pohankistank! I was balls deep in that pohankistank for only five minutes before I busted a nut!

Pohankistank by Wu Alpha Ro June 21, 2011

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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