Definitions by Russianbrisketman

podunkistan 

Podunkistan is a legendary fabled land located somewhere near BumfuckedEgypt, Fuckchadistan and Fuckkyleistan. A quiet farm community several hundred miles from any proper culture or progress. Dominated by MAGAs and church goers. Most people born in Podunkistan aspire to leave and never admit they were born there.

We have come so far away from Seattle that we're now broken down in Podunkistan and there's zero cell service.

podunkistan by Russianbrisketman August 27, 2021

Fuckchadistan 

A mythical country bordering Pondunkistan and Fuckkyleistan. Fuckchadistan is inhabited solely by Dudebros and Fuckbois that answer to "Chad"

Wow! That guy was such a Dudebro that he might have been the president of Fuckchadistan

Fuckchadistan by Russianbrisketman August 27, 2021

Russian Brisket 

An alcoholic drink comprised of cheap vodka and bbq sauce -the cheaper the better

Joey was so drunk after we got Domino's that he walked in the music shop next door and did a Russian Brisket before being asked to leave.

Russian Brisket by Russianbrisketman February 8, 2020