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pocrastinate

The act of putting off paying bills because you're too poor to afford it.
John pocrastinates because he's always broke!
by Chet Simpson June 7, 2005
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by Arm August 19, 2004
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Procrastination

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.
"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
by Hayter December 1, 2009
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procrastihater

People that bother other people about procrastinating on projects. Usually a goody-goody friend.
Jamila: Yeah I have a project due, but I'm totally gonna blow it off til the last minute...

Alex: Don't be a procrastinater!

Jamila: Don't be a procrastiHATER!
by Ihateannoyingpeople September 21, 2009
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procrastinate

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.
You. You procrastinate. You are the example.
by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008
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What you're probably doing right now
I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead
by PunkPenguin March 22, 2004
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procrastination

A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.
by DJ jaydee August 16, 2003
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