Pocks

Pocks is short for Pockets (Jean, sweat, khakis, pockets).

Maryland Slang.
"I don't know if imma cop up, let me check my sweat pocks."

by MarylandBOI October 23, 2008

Cock Pocks

Genital herpes

"I think that hooker gave me cock pocks."

by dicktionairist June 18, 2015

Gicken Pocks

Genatil warts. Herpes. Infection of the penis and balls.

I had a bad case of Gicken Pocks

by Calvin Swemmer October 25, 2008

chocks pocks

"A kid afflicted with chicken pox, a contagious viral illness characterized by itchy, red blisters that appear all over the body, who possesses an unyielding and remarkably intense passion for consuming rotisserie chicken, a delicacy known for its succulent and tender meat, seasoned and slow-roasted to perfection, at every conceivable opportunity, demonstrating a culinary predilection so profound and unwavering that it extends to an all-day, every day, virtually round-the-clock eating schedule, reflecting not only a deep-seated appreciation for the flavors and textures of this particular dish but also an unusual, almost obsessive, gastronomic inclination that persists regardless of the common discomforts and appetite disruptions typically associated with the symptoms of chicken pox." Imagine a young boy named Alex, about eight years old. Recently, he has come down with chicken pox. This condition is making him quite miserable, with itchy, red spots covering his body. Despite feeling unwell, Alex has a unique and intense craving for rotisserie chicken. His love for this dish is so strong that, even though he's sick, he insists on eating it for every meal. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and even snacks in between, Alex wants nothing but juicy, perfectly seasoned, slow-roasted rotisserie chicken.

Every day, even while covered in itchy chicken pox spots, Chikinesa eagerly devoured his beloved rotisserie chicken, playfully proclaiming, 'Chocks pocks can't beat my chicken pox!

by herolling January 15, 2024

Pocket Ranch

When a person goes hard on a night on the town and falls asleep with the ranch side in their pocket that they picked up from their midnight snack.

Yo Rob, I just found me a pocket ranch, let's go!

What is wrong Karen? Nothing, my pocket ranch exploded in my sleep again.

by Carmon 4 March 24, 2023

Pocket Tent

A tent pitched by ones penis.
Pocket Tents vary in size depending on girth chub length and particular situation.

Dirty Mike: Yo I need a hand
The Boys: Dirty Mike...
Dirty Mike: Dude It's serious!
The Boys: If its your pocket tent You can forget about it

Dirty Mike: You got me! For reals though I'm fully torqued and need to go change.....

by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 26, 2016

No No Pocket

The middle pocket of your apron where you keep your pens. Can also put your rubber ducks there if you don't want any French girls stealing them.

Also known as the "Holy Pocket" by some. Anything you put in it is 100% safe from others. The perfect repellant.

Me: *reaches in middle pocket*
French Girl: "Why are your hands in your no no pocket? Ewwwwwwwwwww. Groooooooossssss!"
Me: "I have two words: Cash. Office." *winks*
French Girl: *visible disgust*

by Lead Bud 123 May 10, 2021