pnncil

The way black people say "pencil". See also pnnk

Hey u gotta PNNCIL?

Girl what u need a PNNCIL for?

pnncil by dolphin March 8, 2005

Pencil and Sharpener theory 

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

Pencil and Sharpener theory by Pitarz September 8, 2016

Led Pencil

During the act of vaginal Intercourse , the man presses the woman’s butt checks together as to create a squirming effect, as soon as the woman does this he penetrates her as if you would hold down a led pencil to push push the led in from the top (also works with 2 men also)

Damn, my butt cheeks are sore from last night’s led pencil

Led Pencil by Big Asian cock March 20, 2021

pencil porn

the act of drawing male or female genitalia. This usually is caused by boring classes in high school and college. In other cases, a very special sharpie porn can be found inside bathroom stalls.

Cartman: "Chemistry was so boring today, but I accomplished some serious pencil porn."

Stan: "Eek, a penis!"

pencil porn by Sgt Longshanks March 1, 2011

nigger pencil

The much thicker pencils often used in the first few years of education (kindergarten to grade 3 or so). They are easier to grasp for youngsters learning to write. However, many niggers use these well into adulthood as they often have trouble properly grasping a regular pencil.

Grade 8 student: teacher, why is Lashaniqua using that big blue pencil? I haven't used that since I was in grade 3.

Teacher: Lashaniqua has been in grade 8 for 3 years now. She is 16. She cannot grasp a regular pencil, as her fine motor skills are quite bad. We call these thick pencils "nigger pencils" because almost every nigger in this school needs them.

Grade 8 student: Could that have something to do with her mother being a crack whore?

Teacher: probably, but most niggers are really stupid and have trouble with many basic functions.

nigger pencil by Chipspew September 1, 2011

Pencil Twister

Another term for masterbating; being so bored and finding a way to pass the time, by twisting the pencil

Kyle: Yo are we chillin tonight?
Craig: I'm down, but I bet Anthony is gunna stay home and be a "Pencil Twister"

Pencil Twister by Bikerclown69 June 14, 2017

can you lend a nigga a pencil? 

1) A phrase a High School teacher used to get the longest suspension on record

Student: can you lend a nigga a pencil?
Teacher: nigga, nigga this, nigga, nigga please....

can you lend a nigga a pencil? by El Profesor July 6, 2007