Something I somewhat enjoy getting every month because its my body's way of letting me know I haven't gotten knocked up.
Hooray, I got my period! I'm not pregnant!
*two seconds later*
Aw shit, I got my period. Now no sex for a week!
*two seconds later*
Aw shit, I got my period. Now no sex for a week!
by dolphin February 25, 2005
Girls, the truth about doggy style is...
If your man wants to do it like that all the time, he either thinks you are ugly, or he's wishing you were another guy.
If your man wants to do it like that all the time, he either thinks you are ugly, or he's wishing you were another guy.
I do my girlfriend doggy style so I can imagine she's Russell Crowe...that and so I don't have to look at that gigantic mole on her face. Damn!
by dolphin December 05, 2005
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