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PHDTS Originated while a topic on Honda-Tech.com was being discussed. The topic was about a man and the problems he was having with his girlfriend and her infidenily.

PHDTS essentially stands for:
P = Push
H = Her
D = Down
T = The
S = Stairs

There have been many mutations of this saying. For example PYDTH

P = Push
Y = Yourself
D = Down
T = The
S = Stairs
Example:

Guy 1: Hey I found out that my wife was cheating on me.

Guy 2: Have you tried to PHDTS?
PHDTS by crxforum August 5, 2004

PMDSFDYT 

put my dick so for down your throat
Quit playing before I PMDSFDYT
PMDSFDYT by Cant Be The One July 10, 2022
The cumulative longterm effect of prolonged menstrual syndrome stress on a caring boyfriend or husband.
Due to his PMSTSD, Colin walks on eggshells around Miley whenever she approaches her period.
PMSTSD by inchelium January 12, 2014

PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome) 

PMDS is a very serious illness that both men and woman can suffer throughout their lives. It is after the art of masturbation in which you will feel sad and depressed at yourself and your life. (This is a very serious illness and must be taken with extreme caution given the effects it can have on any given individual)
Jimmy: I just masturbated and I feel a deep sadness feeling inside of me.
Doctor: Well Jimmy it seems to me that you might have PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome)
Jimmy: What does that mean doctor
Doctor: Whenever you pleasure yourself through the art of masturbation, you will become ill with depression after you ejaculate.
- Hey what's up?
- Nothing really, you?
- Everyhtings PMTS too
pmts by GDfreak September 22, 2007
An age old abortion method.

Push
Her
Down
The
Stairs
Man "That ho cheated on me and got pregnant!"
Man 2 "Have you tried PHDTS?"
PHDTS by SBarky April 30, 2011
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