plunderfuck

(verb)
Having sex with someone for the sole purpose of stealing from them (e.g. money, drugs, movies, food, etc.)

We slept together then after the show I never heard from her again, she totally plunderfucked me out of the ticket I should have given you.

by Beaudacious11 October 25, 2016

plundermicker

Another slang word for a male's genitalia

My plundermicker is mad hard!

Yo she touched my plundermicker in Miami!

I bet DJ Hi-DEF has a HUGE plundermicker!!!!

by DJ Cuntreal July 2, 2009

blunderfuck

(n), (v) blunderfuck

definition: a localized or personalized experience of a series of blunders and missteps made by others but with negative effects only resulting in a hassle for the individual quagmired in said "blunderfuck"

root: a slang derivative of "clusterfuck". a CF is much akin to the Army acronym FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) in that both describe a chaotic situation or scene for all involved. "blunderfuck" is more a personal experience of chaotic awfulness in successive waves of instances; others may not be experiencing your blunderfucked moment.

First the kid got sick on the plane; then the airport lost our luggage which meant we couldn't change our child's soiled clothes. The car rental kiosk employee was less than appreciative of the stench of moist wet-naps and vomit that exuded from our child. Consequently we were given the worst car on the lot for driving in NYC, a beat up Dodge mini-van. AM/FM radio, tape player, no air conditioning, but at least the open windows reduced the stench. Though we weren't dressed for the occasion, we almost made it in time for your wedding. After a long wait at the tunnel, we finally reached downtown and somehow got steered into the processional of flag-waving vehicles in the Puerto Rican Pride Day Parade, leaving us well and truly blunderfucked.

by apocalypse_popsicle September 28, 2012

lunderfuck

(n) - a moment of recognition when you see someone on pornhub that reminds you of your mother

I was having the time of my life lastnight when I had an extreme lunderfuck...

by halfincher April 9, 2014

flunderfuck

A large group of bullshit

Me and Dylan went to the party on sat , it was a big flunderfuck of fags and potheads

by WfHighschoolKid January 22, 2015

Blunderfuck

Realizing fucking someone is a bad mistake.

Dude I blunderfucked Chun's mom last night and it was not good.

by ura pig January 8, 2011

Plungerfuck

The act of opening a woman's anus to large proportions by repeated acts of anal sex so it resembles a plunger head.

I'm going to get plungerfucked by this test.

My ass hurts after that time my boyfriend plungerfucked me.

by Tricky21 April 7, 2010