Plumber's Crack 

See also Bum Crack and Plumber. In general, when you have a water leak and you call a plumber to check it out, they always show up, bend over and a portion of their crack can be seen above their beltline.

Ha ha. She bent over to give Carly a hug and she showed a plumber's crack.

Plumber's Crack by gammarock July 22, 2004

Plumber's Cocktail 

Half a pint of beer mixed with half a pint of CLR. Gives you an awesome buzz, and in right quantities, can cause hallucogenic effects.

I drank a Plumber's Cocktail once. And then I killed a bus driver!

Plumber's Cocktail by Bob Landry January 1, 2005

Plumber’s Grease

When your ass is all dirty and greasy and you desperately need a re-wipe.

I got bad plumber’s grease. I’m all itchy.

Plumber’s Grease by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

plumber's smile 

a view of the top of the buttocks and gluteal cleft while a man's pants descend due to bending over(because it frequently happens to overweight plumbers, carpenters, etc.)

The plumber's smile that the road worker over there has is appalling.

plumber's smile by The Return of Light Joker March 9, 2008

Plumber's Hand

A dry, coarse vagina. Having sex with this woman feels like having a plumber give you a handjob.

Sally's Plumber's Hand gave my penis a rash.

Plumber's Hand by Plumber's Hand Victim January 8, 2009

Plumber's juice box 

The action of when you use a straw to suck ass sweat from one's slightly exposed ass crack.

Last night I totally plumber's juice boxed Ted. It was kinda salty.

Plumber's juice box by Pharaohof666 November 8, 2021

Plumber's Crack 

the but crack that is visible when one is either crouching or sitting resembling a plumber fixing a toilet. Usually causes one to be grossed out unless your into that kind of stuff.

Steve-"Dude I'm about to puke from looking at that girls plumber's crack"
Josh-"I know man it's disgusting!"
Steve+Josh-"Pull up your pants!"

Plumber's Crack by BSTN STEVE June 10, 2009