The fleshy mound of a woman's vagina, above the lips of the labia. Latin for "pubic mound" and sometimes just called the "mons". The mon pubis protrudes from the body, some more than others, (particularly in women who have more girth), and is covered in pubic hair.
Moaning softly, Nina slowly removed her panties, running her palm over the mound of her mons pubis before slipping her moistened fingers between the lips of her labia and stroking her hardened clitoris.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.