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plqaokwsijeduhrfytgmznxbcv 

When you find yourself absolutely stricken by boredom, to the point where you're no longer looking for random things to type, but variations in which to arrange each letter on a keyboard in such a fashion that no results will come up so that you have an excuse to create a whole new word in urban dictionary. This specific variation is done by, from right to left, typing the top two letters, from top to bottom, then switching to the left side. PL being the first on the right, then followed by QA, and so on. When you reach the triangle of YTG, you type the top two, starting with the letter on the right (Y) then the left (T) then the bottom (G). To round it all off, you do the same for the single row of letters on the bottom, starting with M, then moving to Z and so on until you reach the final letter V. God help you.
*At front of class* "And with this, we can deduce that..."

*At your computer* "Well, I've already tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz. Time to move on to plqaokwsijeduhrfytgmznxbcv."
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plqaokwsijeduhrfygtmznxbcv 

If you are still alive to read this that means your not really alive but dead and reading this as a soul separated from its body. GOOD JOB!!!!!
I Just typed plqaokwsijeduhrfygtmznxbcv and now i'm dead!!
plqaokwsijeduhrfygtmznxbcv by K!KI October 30, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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