Plorts

Plaid shorts, usually not acceptable to wear out in public unless at a golf tourament.

People who want to get laid should not wear plorts.

by YesImAGinger November 11, 2010

plorts

Plaid shorts. Usually worn as swim wear, the style is making a comeback for daily wear. Plorts are a close cousin of the jort, or blue jean shorts.

That guy is wearing some sweet plorts.

by Kat the Lake Rat June 14, 2008

plort

A crystalline, poop-like substance produced by slimes in the game Slime Rancher.

Gary: "Oh, no, my cute little Tabby slimes are eating all the pink plorts! I hope they don't become Tarrs!"

Norkflord: "See, Gary, the races shouldn't mix. When the boogaloo comes, I'll hang your race-traitor corpse by a rope."

Gary: "Jesus, Norkflord. What's wrong with you? Are we actually friends? If so, what's wrong with me?"

by cupi January 10, 2020

Portsmouth Tugboat

While performing oral sex on a woman, the person going-down blows in her vagina filling it with air. They then squeeze the sides slightly so as to only let a little air escape at a time, thereby causing a sound not unlike a Portsmouth Tugboat.

Jody gave the lass a Portsmouth Tugboat and she was his forever.

by Jody South April 19, 2016

Plotshot

A better noun to describe a plot bunny.

Chick 1: So is Harry Potter still dying later on in your fanfic?

Chick 2: Nah, I ditched that plotshot ages ago. He's having a threesome with Ron and Hermione now.

by _allismine_ May 12, 2007

Plotsexual

1. A sexuality used in writing where the plot of the character is prioritized over heteronormative or preconceived sexualities.

2. A character who falls in love based on which way the plot flows.

Instead of straight or gay or even bisexual, he seemed to be plotsexual depending on chapter to chapter.

by Estelle Sterling January 16, 2020

portsmouth’s biggest slag

genuinely just the biggest slag in the general portsmouth population

oh yeah that meg girl, she’s portsmouth’s biggest slag

by immyyyyyyyyy February 26, 2021