plorts

Plaid shorts. Usually worn as swim wear, the style is making a comeback for daily wear. Plorts are a close cousin of the jort, or blue jean shorts.

That guy is wearing some sweet plorts.

by Kat the Lake Rat June 14, 2008

plort

A crystalline, poop-like substance produced by slimes in the game Slime Rancher.

Gary: "Oh, no, my cute little Tabby slimes are eating all the pink plorts! I hope they don't become Tarrs!"

Norkflord: "See, Gary, the races shouldn't mix. When the boogaloo comes, I'll hang your race-traitor corpse by a rope."

Gary: "Jesus, Norkflord. What's wrong with you? Are we actually friends? If so, what's wrong with me?"

by cupi January 10, 2020

plort

A fart-like noise, made perhaps by the dropping of large stones into mud.

'Plort' went the body as it sank into the quicksand.

by What the Deuce? July 6, 2005

Plorts

Plaid shorts, usually not acceptable to wear out in public unless at a golf tourament.

People who want to get laid should not wear plorts.

by YesImAGinger November 11, 2010

plort

to run into a building by accident

"I'm going to the bank...wait, why am I in McDonald's? I just plorted."

by MirandaD December 5, 2007

have plorted

When a Golden Slime explodes after releasing a Golden Plort.

"Oh no! He wouldn't have plorted if I did not throw a mango at him."

by The Hawk! August 28, 2016

Plort

When you shit something out of your asshole, but gracefully.

" MOOOOM!! The dog plorted on the carpet, and it was beautiful!"

by CatsForYourMom_ January 6, 2023