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To be folded up on one end
I like how your hat is ploofed
Ploofed by Bigchungus00 August 11, 2019
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To be folded upwards
My hat was ploofed
Ploofed by Bigchungus00 August 11, 2019
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Dude, she sucked me off and I ploozed so hard in her mouth!
ploozed by Ploozy May 15, 2016
To have left without warning; vanished.

Used mostly in an online context when a friend stops talking without using an away message. Derived from the typical magic act of the magician dissapearing in a poof of smoke.
I was talking to Aiden on AIM when he just poofed for 20 minutes.
poofed by pr0digy December 5, 2004

Phloofed 

When a person is forced out of a Battleground in the MMORPG World of Warcraft™ by a priest's Mind Control taking over their body, and walking them out of the BG entrance portal.

Made infamous by the Undead Priest Phloof on Khaz Modan realm, who's numerous mind controlled instance exits spawned forum panic and wasted many an alliance players 3-4 hour wait for BG queues.
"Damnit, i got phloofed and didn't get any honor tokens."
Phloofed by Majupra May 9, 2006
Synonymous with pooped. Poofed means to fell tired, exhausted, or worn-out.
Nick told Berkley to go study before she became completely poofed.
poofed by Da Russian July 30, 2008
The cat was agitated. His tail was poofed out.

There was a strong wind today. Her skirt poofed out as the wind caught it.
poofed by All Seeing Meteo June 11, 2006
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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