proofed

an extremely unpopular, but untapped slang word for getting drunk that was slipped to me by a guy in uptown with a red dress shirt and a really skinny black leather tie. it's really precise - that is, it really makes you think about the numbers.

I imagine "proofed" is thought of like a workout: 40 proof, 3 reps, 5 sets, etc, ad nauseum.
I've only heard it once, and no one's ever heard of it.
Also good for bad crunk jokes at the expense of drunk friends:
I guess he's too proofed for a Child-Proof Lighter.
He just went from Jaeger-proof to Jaeger-proofed.
Or goading the same beyond-the-pail* friends to "proof it" and drink even more whenever they say something stupid or incoherent. If you lift the bottle in their hands, that also helps.

*this is a pun about puking.

trolleyed is the best word for getting drunk ever spoken.

proofed by brokeblokejokes May 27, 2006

Under Proofed 

-Hot girl who probably isn't 18 yet; jailbait
-hot girl but got no ass or tits

Reference: bakers refer to bread that hasn't fully risen adequately before it is ready to be baked as "under proofed"

That girly is hot, but looks under proofed, prolly should give that some more floor time before askin her out

Under Proofed by Gnözzel August 21, 2016

poofed 

To have left without warning; vanished.

Used mostly in an online context when a friend stops talking without using an away message. Derived from the typical magic act of the magician dissapearing in a poof of smoke.

I was talking to Aiden on AIM when he just poofed for 20 minutes.

poofed by pr0digy December 5, 2004

proofens 

The Word Proofens Created by P7FUM1N&HELLB0Y to mean the word Vac Proof Code.

AKnGLOCK: i have leet vac proofens
Fum1n: i r steal your leet proofens

proofens by Hellb0y March 28, 2008

poofed 

Synonymous with pooped. Poofed means to fell tired, exhausted, or worn-out.

Nick told Berkley to go study before she became completely poofed.

poofed by Da Russian July 30, 2008

poofed 

To expand; enlarge; poof out.

The cat was agitated. His tail was poofed out.

There was a strong wind today. Her skirt poofed out as the wind caught it.

poofed by All Seeing Meteo June 11, 2006

getting poofed 

When someone enters your unlocked car, and uses the cigarette lighter to smoke in your vehicle, usually (freely) leaving the cigarette butt(s) and smoky smell as evidence.

Person #1: I have no idea why those cigarette butts came from in my ash tray...

Person #2: Haha, it looks like you and your car were getting poofed last night!

getting poofed by violaman December 25, 2009