plonkus 

noun.

When you roll a plastic elephant and it lands perfectly upright.

Oh my God, he just scored a Plonkus!

plonkus by Floorduck September 24, 2023

plonkstain 

A person who is a stupid idiot.

You are a plonkstain.

plonkstain by Jonny Jeff Cornwell July 25, 2006

Plongus

Verb: Action of rubbing peanut butter on a cat.

The man did plongus and decided to mow his yard.

Plongus by Boneinthebox April 10, 2021

Plongus

A word that's definition is unknown to the mass population and is only known to the few that can speak the language of a wild Mow

Mow: Plongus
Spoon: Plongus
Yohapii: Plongus
UB3R-B0T: Plongus

Plongus by fuck i dont wanna pick name April 11, 2021

Plongus

Pls/Please. Used when someone is saying dumb shit, or when lounge is being collectively dumb or off-topic. Often used ironically.

Typical poster: "I keep picking my 410 to control but can't seem to get operating"

Enlightened poster: "Plongus"

Plongus by DoNotDuplicate July 27, 2021

honkus ponkus

The goose who performs magic tricks because he himself is a witch. Find image on Google you’ll understand

Hey, have you seen Honkus Ponkus, he’s the greatest goose witch ever.

honkus ponkus by Whyjustwhy September 15, 2020

pronkus 

One who abuses drugs until their entire brain melts

Someone who writes his name on his baggies and brings them to school (Kyle McNair) is a pronkus.

pronkus by KyleMcNair March 23, 2007