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Used to define bald headed or very short hair. Phalanx symbol. ie dickhead.

You aint my friend Ploko

ploko by Dan Cook May 13, 2005

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PlonkOp

Internet slang's word. Used to describe nerds, playing Minecraft all day non-stop. Usually referred to males.

Guy 1: Look at him! He is so much a PlonkOp!

Guy 2: Let's try to ask him to finally stop playing.

PlonkOp by Drxve September 20, 2023

plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm

You have reached peak performance of BOREDOM.

Congratulations!

You have reached the end!

You: *Boredom* types "plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm" (means you're bored and probably at work or school, feels like life is miserable)

plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm by ilikericee February 5, 2019

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq is the final and ultimate sign of sheer boredom. You have already tried:

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop

poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz

qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

pqzm

pqmz

qpzm

qpmz

qwerty

qwertyuiop

asdfghjkl

zxcvbnm

mnbvcxz

lkjhgfdsa

poiuytrewq

And so here it is all the letters of the keyboard going down instead of left to right BUT the sign of ultimate boredom you have done it backwards.

To tell you a secret there are two more boredom words which are for the even more bored:

See: lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq

And: zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop

These are simply bottom to top from left or right of the keyboard.

Office Worker #1: WOW! Im SO bored!

Office Worker #2: Well, I dunno search qwerty

Office Worker #3: What! NO search qwertyuiop!

Office Manager: C'mon You Guys Be Original - asdfghjkl

Techy Fixing PC: BORING! qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

FTW!

Office Worker #1: Nah! I've done all of those. Huh!

Guy at Coffe Maker: Hay try mnbvcxzlkjhfdsapoiuytrewq!

Office Worker #1: Tried. I must have done them all!

Urban Dictionary.com: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp!

Urban Dictionary.com: plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq!

Everyone In Office: Done That!

-2 MINUTES LATER-

Office Worker #1: GOT IT! Its so obvious - BACKWARDS!

Office Worker #2: Huh!

Office Worker #3: Yes Thats It!

-AFTER TYPING IN THE WORD-

The Office: PRAISE plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq!

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq by Kiersere September 26, 2009

ML Ploker

It is a Filipino insult to Mobile Legends: Bang Bang players who keep sucking the dick of the copycat and greedy company known as Moontoon. These individuals are always relentless at defending Mobile Legends and are toxic to the point where you can compare them to toxic K-pop Stans.

Nawawalan ako ng braincells tuwing kausap ko ang mga ML Plokers

ML Plokers boast that they have a "World Championship" but only SEA countries attend

ML Ploker by gemminizer November 24, 2021

plokijuhygtfrdeswaqmnbvcxz

When you are so bored that you are typing in random combinations on your keyboard. You most likely have done, qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl, zxcvbnm,mnbvcxz,lkjhgfdsa,poiuytrewq,1234567890qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq0987654321, 1234567890zxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjkl, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, pqowieurytlaksjdhfgmznxbcv, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq, qazplmwsxoknedcijbrfvuhtgy, plmqazoknwsxijbedcuhvrfygt, etc. This is clicking up and down on the top two rows of your keyboard starting at the right then sliding your finger from right to left on the bottom row of your keyboard. You can probably reverse this to get, zxcvbnmaqswdefrgthyjukilop.

I AM SO BOREDDDDDDDDDD. I am just going to pass the time by typing in ALL THE COMBINATIONS USED BY THE LETTER S AND NUMBERS. Well, why not try plokijuhygtfrdeswaqmnbvcxz

plokijuhygtfrdeswaqmnbvcxz by CoffeePotsPvP May 30, 2018

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq

when your so bored hearing your english teacher talk about bs you decide to go on a dictionary and type every letter on your keyboard horizantally but backwards

hey i'm so tired of hearing my english teacher i'm gonna type plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq on a random dictionary !

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq by carseywiener September 23, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026