plokonitis 

Being very thin and being sexually attracted to octopuses

"Nate saft has plokonitis. He likes octopussy"

plokonitis by octolover May 28, 2024

poonitis 

1. The condition which arises from extended periods without poon, or having sex. Patients suffer from poonitis will experience a burning in the loins for the heat of a woman's genitals, depression, loss of self esteem and will moan things such as "poon!" and "I need to get some." While masturbation may relieve the symptoms of poonitis temporarily it provides no real cure and the intense burning of the loins will return. The only known cure for poonitis is in fact the heat of a woman's genitals, or sex. If left untreated poonitis can result in loss of vision, malnutrition and even death.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.

1. "Dude I haven't had any in 2 months, I'm afraid I've got poonitis."
2. "Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend I've had poonitis. But now it's getting really severe, I think I've started going blind!"
3. "It has been one long year since we have lost Jimmy to poonitis. If only he had not tried to wait till marriage he might be with us today."

poonitis by Yoge and Spanky February 21, 2008

pookanitis 

The Greek God of Pookie's

Pookanitis rules over all pookie's

pookanitis by Pookie27 August 12, 2007

poonitis 

a physical fear of the woman's poon.

Joe burton has a bad case of poonitis. That stupid fuck.

poonitis by Nathan Locke April 24, 2003

Plokanitis

Being very thin and attracted to octopusses

"Nate Saft has plokanitis. He likes that octopussy."

Plokanitis by octolover May 28, 2024