plochmans

plochmans, your mom used plochmans to wash out your mouth as punishment not realizing that you thought it was delicious, plochmans

plochmans, whaddaya like frenchs ya coward, plochmans
plochmans, hope ya like flavor, plochmans

by ploch man s July 21, 2009

ploughmans

A meal often eaten by grafters. The meal often includes cheese, crackers, pickled onions, branston pickle, apples, salad, grated carrot and egg.
To find out about grafters search for them.

Farmer Giles was grafting all day in the fields, he got home and grafted a true ploughmans in his kitchen.

by Jam and Dale June 11, 2006

plockman

Plockman (noun) - A plockman is often referred to as an idiot, jackass, or other offensive/derogatory word. When you call someone a plockman, they should feel humiliated.
Plockman also describes both mail and female body parts. Universal in meaning, you should be able to ask a man or woman how their plockman is.
The work Plockman originated in 2007 and is thought to be created in Las Vegas, NV.

"You sir, are a plockman!"
"Nice Plockman!"
"That's the biggest plockman that I have ever seen!"

by The Deer Shit November 9, 2007

plockmaniac

A plockmaniac is typically a man (in rare cases a woman) who, for reasons unknown cannot stop aggressively yanking or rubbing their genitals, often violently to the point of bruising or chaffing.

The most severe cases require intervention of some sort as the plockmaniac can get defensive or downright hostile when confronted about his or her disorder.

Luke often makes women uncomfortable when he's being a plockmaniac; that dude just can't stop yanking his wang, he's been hospitalized for it in the past.

by Ransoms Dutch February 20, 2020

Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?

The question you should ask when you are too intoxicated to think of a sandwich other than salami.

"What are you eating, is it a salami sandwich?"
"Yes pal"
"Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?"

by Crack fox September 6, 2016

Ploughmans Lunch

The act of being a bit touchy feely around your mates girlfriend when you are a bit drunk

oi fuck off Ploughmans & stop being lunchy around my bird - ploughmans lunch

by Son Of Byford May 13, 2010

ploughmans

The area between a male's genetalia and his arsehole. Meaning between the cheese and the pickle.

"Oooo...my missus knows how to press my buttons...i love it when she strokes my ploughmans"

by El Fromero September 6, 2006