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I have a plickton
by Swaglordman August 6, 2022
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The art of deceptively retaining the services of a prostitute whilst planning his or her (more commonly her) demise. Typically, one would use the prostitute for their services and dispose of them immediately thereafter. Although, in some cases one would simply seek out a prostitute for the sole purpose of disposing of them. In either case, said disposal should take place at a pig farm.

While there may be an initial investment required, such as a retainer fee charged by said prostitute, this fee is typically returned to the customer after disposal. The only costs incurred by a customer should be for the following:
-gas to drive to and from the pig farm
-a shovel
-a bag of lime
Hooker: Hey there cutie, you lookin' for a good time?
Pickton wannabe: Yea, hop in.
Hooker: Where are you taking me?
Pickton wannabe: To a farm.

The End.
by FunkyAlbertan December 31, 2011
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Don't go with Pickton, you won't come back, hon.
by daniel francis November 11, 2007
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pickton

When you "bang" someone and stick them in the freezer shortly after.
Dude A: Dude, last night did you get any?

Dude B: Ya man, I pulled a pickton last night.

Dude A: Ok.
by foodshouldbefree August 4, 2009
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plocktonhigh

A shithole
That is the only way to describe it a big fucking shit hole they try to call a school it looks more like a a fucking prison
“Ayy bruv does you go to that plocktonhigh “
Yeah what a fucking shithole it is
by Greengrasstea October 14, 2020
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