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playnket 

A blanket or comforter that is used only for sex. Often of questionable cleanliness and always worn out and looks like it should have been throwing away a long time ago, the defining features are that it matches absolutely nothing else about the decor room, it is worn thin in many places, and has anonymous, random stains that will never come out no matter how clean it might or might not be. Often used for hook ups, one night stands, anonymous, sex, or sloppy solo sessions.
Anthony: Waz up brah?

Ignacio: Brah I am horny af and got blueballz hella mad.

Anthony: Brah you didn hook up wit dat gramps from grinder? He was hella wantin you to top him mad crazy an shit!

Ignacio: brah, we was lickin and sweatin and I was on rock like a muthafuka. I saw me some hella nice hole and was lined up to make him go all wooka wooka…

Anthony: wat the shit go bad?

Ignacio: brah, we was all drippin the nutjuice and he grabs a playnket that was hella crusty.

Antonio: Nah way brah!

Ignacio: legit. I waz off rock and limpy like hell no. I zipped and split.

Anthony: fuck I’m sorry brah that shit is lame.

Susan: You guys are so gross.
playnket by Ka05mau5 June 10, 2023
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Planket' 

To use pillows from a couch as a blanket when cold and sleeping ,when no real blanket is available or close enough, and getting up from the couch to get a real blanket is completely out of the question
"Mike & Em' were cold but to comfy & sleepy to get a real blanket while napping on the couch..a layer of couch pillows then became their blanket...Planket' was born!
Planket' by Mike'Em August 18, 2014
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Planket is a blanket you bring on the airplane
Give me my fucking planket, I got an early flight in the morning
planket by Jess&edgy February 13, 2014
(Noun.) a pillow, and a blanket combined. Was said on accident, but is now a word that is used daily
Hey Ella could you give me the planket? It’s my turn.”
Planket by Ren10redemption May 29, 2021

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026