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playnket 

A blanket or comforter that is used only for sex. Often of questionable cleanliness and always worn out and looks like it should have been throwing away a long time ago, the defining features are that it matches absolutely nothing else about the decor room, it is worn thin in many places, and has anonymous, random stains that will never come out no matter how clean it might or might not be. Often used for hook ups, one night stands, anonymous, sex, or sloppy solo sessions.
Anthony: Waz up brah?

Ignacio: Brah I am horny af and got blueballz hella mad.

Anthony: Brah you didn hook up wit dat gramps from grinder? He was hella wantin you to top him mad crazy an shit!

Ignacio: brah, we was lickin and sweatin and I was on rock like a muthafuka. I saw me some hella nice hole and was lined up to make him go all wooka wooka…

Anthony: wat the shit go bad?

Ignacio: brah, we was all drippin the nutjuice and he grabs a playnket that was hella crusty.

Antonio: Nah way brah!

Ignacio: legit. I waz off rock and limpy like hell no. I zipped and split.

Anthony: fuck I’m sorry brah that shit is lame.

Susan: You guys are so gross.
playnket by Ka05mau5 June 10, 2023
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Planket' 

To use pillows from a couch as a blanket when cold and sleeping ,when no real blanket is available or close enough, and getting up from the couch to get a real blanket is completely out of the question
"Mike & Em' were cold but to comfy & sleepy to get a real blanket while napping on the couch..a layer of couch pillows then became their blanket...Planket' was born!
Planket' by Mike'Em August 18, 2014
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Planket is a blanket you bring on the airplane
Give me my fucking planket, I got an early flight in the morning
planket by Jess&edgy February 13, 2014
(Noun.) a pillow, and a blanket combined. Was said on accident, but is now a word that is used daily
Hey Ella could you give me the planket? It’s my turn.”
Planket by Ren10redemption May 29, 2021
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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