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Planket' 

To use pillows from a couch as a blanket when cold and sleeping ,when no real blanket is available or close enough, and getting up from the couch to get a real blanket is completely out of the question
"Mike & Em' were cold but to comfy & sleepy to get a real blanket while napping on the couch..a layer of couch pillows then became their blanket...Planket' was born!
Planket' by Mike'Em August 18, 2014
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Planket is a blanket you bring on the airplane
Give me my fucking planket, I got an early flight in the morning
planket by Jess&edgy February 13, 2014
(Noun.) a pillow, and a blanket combined. Was said on accident, but is now a word that is used daily
“Hey Ella could you give me the planket? It’s my turn.”
Planket by Ren10redemption May 29, 2021

Planet Zoron 

The area a ball travels when you hit the living fuck out of it.
"Yo man you crushed that ball to planet zoron!"
"Fuckin right I did."
Planet Zoron by Pville baseball April 30, 2015
The sound the mac makes when you get shot in the eye. Originally from the GTA guy rolling through the hood on a piano.
Ridin’ down the block with the glock yo ass finna get shot plaket pla-ket pla-ket
plaket by ogthiccy November 25, 2018

Planet Nafalofagus 

It’s that planet where giant chaotic orbs of candy, rainbows, and stars grow out of the ground, some of them wearing bow ties, some of them dripping, etc. Also, it snows.
Moriah drew a picture in her latest video of planet Nafalofagus.

Ask The Planet 

A place where children go to be ridiculed by younger children and then be forced into sending naked photos of themselves to older children to prove they are not fakes.

The older children will then post the pictures on ATP, and the child will be ridiculed by hundreds of faceless perverts.

The child will then find that the place is a good place to mope to about everything wrong with their life, but they will recieve no pity from the other children, the they will threaten to kill themselves.

The child will morph into one of the older children, and begin ridiculing newer ones.

The child will spam secrets and insist Chris Brown Girl is cool and The child will try to have people rate his or her photos in a "hot post" but will be sent to the bottom of the list by the older children who have fake accounts to thumb up their own posts.

The child will argue about something in one post, and then defend it in the next and will begin to realize they have drifted away from friends and family irl and they now think things they never though were funny are hilarious, including violence, racism, and rape.
The child will see newer children with better hair become more popular and will threaten to leave.

They will actually just lurk for an hour or two then reappear to mope about how much more messed up their life is than everyone else's.

The child will amass a large amount of child pornography and begin texting strangers and will make fake accounts for thumbs up.
The child will lose all touch with reality and before they know it, their life will revolve around Ask The Planet, a terrible myspace app made by a terrible programmer, psuedo-controlled by a dickhead with a napoleon complex and his tryhard insensitive girlfriend from florida.
Ask The Planet by TB_ftw February 15, 2010
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