playing videogames

also known as smokin weed.

parent: what did you do in tommy's house?
kid: we were playing videogames.
parent: oh, sounds like fun!

by 5150 August 1, 2004

not playing videogames

A phrase synonymous with masturbation, with the implication being that, whenever one is not playing videogames, one is masturbating.

1. Last night, I was not playing videogames. 2. I didn't play videogames for 5 minutes.

by Tarok, son of Mohg October 11, 2011

playing video games

1. Term for masturbation.

"Mom, don't come in. I'm playing video games. Let me beat this boss, and I'll be right out."

by BioMechMoose June 11, 2005

playing video games

when one uses the the excuse of playing video games when they are caught with their shlongs out after filming a gay porno.

what are you doing?!?
Gah!! Were playing video games!!

by GMC/CAB February 25, 2011

playing video games

Expression used by geeks for a circle jerk.

Me and my buds stayed in a just watching porn and "playing video games" together all night.

by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025