A person who goes to insurance, financial or real estate sales presentations where free food is served, who is only there for the free food and is not interested at all in the bullshit being sold.
Sales rep: "Damn plate lickers! Twenty people showed up for the free steak dinner and presentation, but not a single sucker - I mean client - signed up!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).