plate face

A girl with a face of extreme plateage. The features are extremely flat and she constantly gives the wrong times for things.

Girl 1 - "Did you hear I was told the wrong time for today?"
Girl 2 - "Really? That sucks"

Girl 1 - "Aye that plate faced fuck screwed me over"

plate face by Ricksen June 6, 2009

plate face

all the features on the face are extremely flat, as if a million tonne lorry has just ran over their face and squashed it down a lot.
it looks like you can eat off it if they laid down

that cat with a squashed face

plate face by i ate all the pies June 24, 2004

Roblox man face paper plate 

the very thing i have on my wall im genuinely scared for my life its always looking at me

always looking at me im horrified

i dont know what to do about it

“that roblox man face paper plate is freaking me the fuck out throw that shit away man”

Roblox man face paper plate by doinkass May 4, 2023

Your face on a plate 

Insult similar to 'your mum' but for smaller kids so you don't offend them too much!

Younger sister: Why is your ball bigger than mine?

You: Why is your face on a plate bigger than the ball?

Your face on a plate by edgeFoHg January 5, 2012

face-place 

Seeing a familiar-looking person and trying, often in vain, to recollect where and when one had met him/her.

Hey, that girl who just walked past us looks familiar. I'm trying my darndest to face-place her.

face-place by Oh well! April 27, 2011

place on my face 

to give or receive cunnilingus or fellatio- eat pussy or give a blow job

"My gf put her place on my face last night and I sent her to heaven".

place on my face by PBG April 23, 2008

my place on your face 

to put your pussy on someone's face- receive cunnilingus. get eaten out

Hey baby , I wanna put my place on your face.

Also, opposite- I wanna put my face on your place [eat out someone}, give cunnlingus.

my place on your face by PBG April 22, 2008