plate face

A girl with a face of extreme plateage. The features are extremely flat and she constantly gives the wrong times for things.
Girl 1 - "Did you hear I was told the wrong time for today?"
Girl 2 - "Really? That sucks"

Girl 1 - "Aye that plate faced fuck screwed me over"
by Ricksen June 06, 2009
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plate face

all the features on the face are extremely flat, as if a million tonne lorry has just ran over their face and squashed it down a lot.
it looks like you can eat off it if they laid down
by i ate all the pies June 24, 2004
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