plate face

A girl with a face of extreme plateage. The features are extremely flat and she constantly gives the wrong times for things.

Girl 1 - "Did you hear I was told the wrong time for today?"
Girl 2 - "Really? That sucks"

Girl 1 - "Aye that plate faced fuck screwed me over"

by Ricksen June 6, 2009

plate face

all the features on the face are extremely flat, as if a million tonne lorry has just ran over their face and squashed it down a lot.
it looks like you can eat off it if they laid down

that cat with a squashed face

by i ate all the pies June 24, 2004