plant mom

mother of plants. someone who owns a significant number of plants and care for them deeply, these plants are usually kept inside to be close to their surrogate mother.

person 1: 'that person sure likes plants'
person 2:'yeh . she's a plant mom'

plant mom by iwantdeathpls May 25, 2018

Plano Mom 

the mother of a child attending Plano West Senior High, rarely found East of Coit Road. Plano Moms have highlighted hair to match their daughter's, have no need for employment due to their wealthy beyond belief husbands, and spend their money keeping their body in peak condition and clothed in the most expensive clothes sold at Willowbend Mall.

usually called "MILF"s

"oh man, check out that woman. how old do you think she is?"

"man I dont know, but shes hot. she definitely looks like a Plano Mom though. check out that rack."

Plano Mom by fjvuaidsljk September 6, 2009

Your Mom's a Plane

A witty remark used as a rebuttal when a short kid says "Look at me, I'm a plane." Indicates that the person's mom is a plane.

A kid says "Look at me, I'm a plane!" You say " Your Mom's a Plane "

Your Mom's a Plane by Snicker Tits January 22, 2009